Monday, October 15, 2007

I never want to hear the word terrorism again!!!!!!!!!!!!

I purposely chose a rather incendiary topic to set off this blog because I want to blow off some steam.

Heres my opening comment: I don't give a fuck about terrorism.

Period. That's it. I don't care if the terrorists (hereinafter T'S) are mounting the largest offensive on the face of the earth that will decimate us all in seconds. I don't care how many fuckin' "cells" operate or are broken. I don't care about the implications of religious and cultural disharmony on this planet or mars. I don't want to hear about training camps in where-ever-the fuckistan ever again. And heres why.

We can't stop it. It's an inevitability that sick maniacs will do sick and awful things in every corner of the globe from here on, until the second ice age. These eventualities will trouble our hearts and disturb our minds when they occur. They will discourage us. They will cause us to question our faith in humanity. But they are as common as bee stings so get the fuck used to it.

Its not only our fascination with the "T" word. But the general American sickness that life revolves around impending, miserable death. That we are anointed warriors tasked with correcting the inequitudes of humanity and must even the historical "scoreboard" between two "warring" sides: "Good" (yeahhh!!) and "Bad" (Boooooooo!!!).

Is this country (and its people) that stupid? Can we actually believe that we can devolve the human condition into a game of global cops and robbers? I certainly hope not because then a lot of people are going to be using those wonderful pills that will eliminate sadness forever along with erectile medicine that allows you to fuck until you're 115 to ease the disappointment of their perfect failure. (But NO stem cells to cure really miserable conditions like Alzheimers or parkinsons diseases because that would be totally unethical!!!!!!! We have a duty to throw those petri dishes in the dumpster so they can not help people because God intends for us to suffer and die in agony.)

I say revel in this disgusting mess and do your little bits and pieces when you can. Turn off the wicked channels that pump you full of fear and watch cartoons (I suggest Aqua Teen Hunger Force). Because whether its mythical terrorists, aids you won't get unless you fuck a hooker without a condom, or the boiling planet that will cinder in a few years....we're all dead anyway. So shut the fuck up about it.